Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then, whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.
Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,,,
Yeah dog, he even got bull-horned. That was humiliating.he never gonna get laid again,,,
He was left in a pool of vomit piss blood and semen.
Yeah dog, he even got bull-horned. That was humiliating.he never gonna get laid again,,,
He was left in a pool of vomit piss blood and semen.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
The act of riding your partner backside while hee-hawing and using your fake Latin accent to scare/urge her to try and get away creating a see-saw motion across the floor,porch or bed.
Bro 1, I pulled the gnarliest chilean mustang last night.
Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.
Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
When you combine Zak with Oliver thus making zollver.
These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell.
Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.
These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell.
Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.
by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021
A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.
by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021
by Marshall tucker October 17, 2021
When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022