Tubthump

Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word
"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"
by Marko November 10, 2004
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Self mutilation

A form of hurting. Done to one's self by one's self. Now, I'm not sure about this, there could have been a time when this actually resulted out of depression, but in this day and age, it's becoming trendy, and popular. Everyone refers to themselves as "broken" now. Everyone thinks they have such problems. These people are called WEAK. Now sure, there are definitely people out there who have it pretty damn bad. But now, anything that makes anyone unhappy...they decide "Boo hoo, I'm gonna cut" WTF? Since when did "attempted suicide" become trendy?
"My parents hate me because they said I can't go to the Good Charlotte/Taking Back Sunday concert, so I'm gonna go cut myself so they feel guilty....>:)...I mean boo hoo"
by Marko December 21, 2004
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D'Eagled

D'Eagled(V): Means to be shot with a D'Eagle, or Desert Eagle, the extremely powerful handgun. Often used in games such as Counter Strike, in which people praise guns they've never even come physically close to.
"D'Eagled from ya six, bitch!"
by Marko November 11, 2004
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camwank

Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.
"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"
by Marko November 10, 2004
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Phulmoid

A new shape, derived from 'cuboid'. An entirely convex shape similar to that of a rotund person with no neck. Almost impossible to represent without papier-mâché or calcined gypsum (plaster of paris).
"that man is phulmoid in shape"
by Marko January 21, 2005
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Broom

Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?
"Get a broom, sweep this floor."
by Marko November 12, 2004
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Sex Pistols

I'd just like to make a note that Deranged, the source of definition number 12, well he's right.
He is! He knows what he's talking about
by Marko December 27, 2004
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