You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
Before you deck her, cover your pecker!
While she gets in heat, package your meat!
Before undressing Venus, dress up your...
...you know what.
*rimshot*
by Mark H June 18, 2004
1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 06, 2004
Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
by Mark H July 10, 2004
1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
by Mark H September 29, 2004
by Mark H August 23, 2004
When you shave your pubic hair and then ejaculate(or do the Emeril) onto your woman's face and throw the shaved-off pubic hair all over her face.
Also known as a sasquatch.
Also known as a sasquatch.
I cummed all over Sarah's face and then covered all of her face with my pubic hair. Now she looks like Chewbacca.
by Mark H September 11, 2004
1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
Examples:
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
by Mark H July 16, 2004