Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
by Mark H June 28, 2005
A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.
Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!
Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!
When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"
by Mark H July 17, 2004
A comparative slang term that is used to indicate worthlessness in something. This term is a synonym of rat's ass, though it's slightly harsher(referring to a rat's vagina), less commonly used, and is known to be most often used by America's most loathed anti-gay fundie pastor Fred_Phelps and his congregation of similar-minded followers.
1."You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers." -Fred Phelps (to a few Swedes who sent him and his church photos of the Swedish royal family) BTW, this is quoted from his "church's" website.
2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!
Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
2. Yay! Lots of beer for tonight's beirut tourn... whoa wait a minute, you bought us a few whole cases ofO'DOUL'S??!! You fucknob! That shit isn't even worth a rat's TUTU to drink! Now we really need to get into some gangsta shit with you for doing this to us!
Mark H. Over 1 year of Urban Dictionary contributions since last February(like anyone will give a rat's tutu? ;-) ).
by Mark H March 04, 2005
1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.
Examples:
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.
2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"
by Mark H July 16, 2004
1. Man, finishing this Texas-sized cup of coke really weighed me down! I better run to the restroom like my ass is on fire and take a nice long whiz!
2. Damn, while we were having that fancy wedding reception at Sam's mansion, the couple had a moment of embarrassment when Sam's dog whizzed all over the groom's leg and did the electric slide on the back of the bride's wedding dress leaving canine shit marks on it!
Mark H. Posting new slang vocabulary on UD since February 2004.
2. Damn, while we were having that fancy wedding reception at Sam's mansion, the couple had a moment of embarrassment when Sam's dog whizzed all over the groom's leg and did the electric slide on the back of the bride's wedding dress leaving canine shit marks on it!
Mark H. Posting new slang vocabulary on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H April 09, 2005
1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).
Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.
by Mark H September 29, 2004
1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.
2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.
Syn: hang out with your wang out
2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.
Syn: hang out with your wang out
1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.
2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.
2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.
2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
by Mark H July 23, 2004