Mark's definitions

Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 7, 2003

Cuntlips

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips

Shannon has cuntlips

by Mark November 25, 2003

prettiful

a combination of pretty and beautiful

by Mark July 13, 2003

Avril

Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).

Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.

by Mark July 6, 2004

Fredicus

A pimp of awesome proportions who lived in the 14-15th century BC. His pimp hand was quite strong and he will go down in Lebanese history as one of the greatest womanisers of all time.

You are quite the Fredicus bro cuz uleh!

by Mark April 21, 2005

chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

eraser face

a person that has been hit in the face by an eraser from a wipeboard

Joe is an eraser face now that Bob hit him in the face with the wipeboard eraser.

by Mark May 29, 2004