Mark's definitions

pwnd

4 wr0d n00bs u53 wh3n th3y ch4t 0n the 1nt3rn3t. 5p3ll3d pwnd 0r pwned. Fr0m t3h l00z3r5 th3t br0t j00 wr0d5 5uch 4s 00ber, n00b, r0xx0rs, 4nd 1337.

1 n3v3r u53 h4ck3rsp33k, th3r3f0r3 1 n3v3r u53 pwn.

by Mark November 17, 2003

smodash

a state of mind when one lives in the moment; considering the future, when one is conscious and aware of current circumstances and responds with unconstrained thoughts, emotion, and action.

Bob gave his speech today. When the audience began to ask questions, he was so damn smodash.

by Mark May 13, 2004

plymouth

A city (one of the few of which in Britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of Devon, Southwest England, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. Swilly, Mutley, Devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. Mannamead, Derriford, Leigham, Plympton), the nice folk and the arseholes (as found in action along Union Street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. Union Street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. The Barbican, The Hoe).

Home to a Naval Base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).

Is never as nice as anticipated once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the Westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. At least it's not Liverpool or Manchester, hey? Every Plymouthian tends to get decked out in Burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. Definitely a city of great contrasts.

Plymouth: God's gift to Burberry Ltd.

by Mark May 7, 2004

shmae

A word used for when something is bad. For example loosing 400 pounds on one spin of roulette

shit
bollocks

Donald :"400 pound, red"

Dealer:"13 black."

Donald: "Oh Shmae"

by mark December 9, 2004

fun bag

A pound and a half of broccoli...... in a bag.

I'm goin' to the Grocery to get me a fun bag...... I love my fun bags. Donny, where is the cheese sauce?

by mark November 16, 2003

torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 8, 2004

knarf

Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.

Hey Knarf, go eat some coconut trees!

by Mark August 21, 2004