Mario's definitions

Karmen

A short, blonde girl from Louisiana. She thinks she is ugly but with her beautiful gray eyes and perfect smile, she is tha finest ma around.

Man, Karmen is comin to visit. You should see this gorgeous thing.

by Mario January 11, 2004

ripped chef

An OSU that cooks at the Kee Loon.

The ripped chef came storming out of the kitchen after Master tried to pull Little Darrell's hand away from his nose after Master swallowed a whole dish of hot mustard.

by Mario March 14, 2003

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

by Mario February 2, 2004

fatdaygo

a hideous smelly italian loser who has neither a job nor a car

Anthony Tarescavage

by Mario June 30, 2003

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

by Mario April 21, 2005

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

peeda may

milo may
kitty cat
oooo may

like a little milo may
its a kitty cat
where da peeda may at

by mario April 21, 2003