Babyhand syndrome

The disease that makes a Dixie cup look huge in your hand.

Having babyhand syndrome wasn't so bad when I masturbated.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

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Suckcess

The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner

I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

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Inhospitability

When hospitality; ie. the courteous behavior extended to people from a different idiological, religeous, and/or cultural belief system or geographical upbringing, or even possibly the losers in war or competition, by those with compassion and understanding, who humbly acknowledge the loss of life and dignity they have seen in effort to be declared today's winner; is casually thrown out the tinted window we call transparency, of our Democratic limousine.

Inexplicably the inhospitability of our hosts had changed, no prisoner exchange would occur, and I began to fear we may have to fight our way out, almost as if someone told him I slept with his daughter.

by Marine bcb April 23, 2017

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great again

1.Taking from the poor, giving to the rich, giving racists positions of power when you can't have a family member hold that spot
2. Reverse Christmas
2a. A reason to hope you wake up soon

I'll make America great again, as soon as I'm done pooping.

by Marine bcb November 18, 2016

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Rigged

1. What we say to distract ourselves before we tighten our belts for 4 years
2. A technique used by hypnotists to misdirect a person's attention while stealing their wallet and groping them

As I rigged myself for the coming hunger pain, I saw my neighbor get rigged for his wallet.

by Marine bcb November 18, 2016

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