Maria's definitions

enaggerate

To understate; downplay. The opposite of exaggerate.

ROBOCOP: How many files did he deliver?

TRISCH: I don't know: like, none!

ROBOCOP: There were at least two, Trisch. Don't enaggerate!

by Maria June 24, 2005

crampy

when a girl has her period and it hurts a lot.

me: wow i'm feeling quite crampy today.
meaghan: me too. however, i am cramping up. it means the same thing but is in verb form as opposed to adjective form.

two in one
fool.

by maria March 3, 2004

flange

grotesque minge often scented like mackerel which oozes chunks

close your legs your mackerel scented flange is putting me off my food

by Maria April 21, 2005

Recockulous

ridiculous

Say "ridiculous" on Loveline and Adam will be quick to say "It's what?" The correct response would be "RECOCKULOUS!" Adam invented this word simply replacing the "dic" with "cock." Something that is recockulous is even more extreme than ridiculous. Add it to your vocabulary, your spell checker, spread the word!

by Maria November 4, 2003

Oogle

to Google-search a love interest

So the guy I met at a bar last night? I Oogled him; it turns out he runs marathons and was once arrested for punching a police officer. Hot, no?

by Maria January 26, 2005

ville valo

What can I say? Ville makes me proud to be a Finnish woman. I also love his eyes, lips and incredible voice. If I only could have him as mine...

"You're all I ever wanted... my love"

by Maria March 8, 2004

meatmarket

refers to the "meat" or should i say Dick or Penis hanging between a mans legs the martket refers to a large group of guy in a area or a place where alot of them are gathered

lets go over on main to watch the guyz go bye "hell yeah its a meat market over there and i could use some sausage

lets go to club dmx Ooh girl its a meat market in here "i know theres some fine ass niggas in there any flavor u like
earl cambel,Jalapeno Popers full of thick white cheese,and oh yeah the other white meat" Girl u so nasty!!! he he he

by Maria March 12, 2005