Maria's definitions

naevon

stupid girl who thinks she cool but in reality shes not cus maricris is cooler than her (she really needs a slap)

Tony: stop being such a naevon
Maricris: OMG DONT EVER CALL ME THAT you WHORE

by maria December 30, 2004

Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!

David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay

by Maria December 30, 2004

Sunny

The coolest guy in the world. Sharp and good looking. He is chivalrous and a brilliant lawyer

I want to kill your girlfriend in USA sunny

by Maria November 3, 2004

kaging

the lousy feeling you felt after experiencing the following:
- you`re caught half naked on a video camera.
-you see your lover in bed with your bestfriend.
-you forgot to close the door on an intimate moment with your lover.
-you`re caught in bed with your lover`s bestfriend.
-you took the best possible dose of that weed that you didnt realize it was not for free.
-duh! everything you felt right now, tell me about it!!!

i`m so kaging today, i saw a lot of my name in urban dictionary. weldon is the best policy! duh!

by maria October 12, 2004

is cannot

This expression is actually mostly used in India, but has through extensive migration of Indians to the US spread. It basically means "cannot be" or "that can't be". Usually said with indian/english accent.

Ravi: I studied so hard for the exam and still I got an F!
Ajay: Is cannot?!?!?!!? Are you stupid or what?

by Maria October 9, 2004

against me

against me likes jesus. and fucking. and drinking alcoholic beverages while licking whipped cream off of my body. i also happen to be the virgin mary, fucks.

maria: you guys suck. sell outs
against me: yeah..

by maria October 9, 2004

kalungat

that thick, sometimes wet thing you always wanna pull out of your nose.

my kalungat is for you.

by maria October 5, 2004