Maria's definitions

against me

against me likes jesus. and fucking. and drinking alcoholic beverages while licking whipped cream off of my body. i also happen to be the virgin mary, fucks.

maria: you guys suck. sell outs
against me: yeah..

by maria October 9, 2004

Liefde

rts + mgk = liefde

you believe in liefde when you see rts and mgk together

by maria August 19, 2003

bangable

a man who is incredibly attractive and therefore worth banging; worthy of your sexual attention and pleasure, whether it be a male or female.

me: emo boys are very much bangable.
meaghan: i agree. their cute little man purses and artificial sadness really turn me on.

by maria January 14, 2004

damn

A swear that you say to decribe all different emotions, such as...damn mad, damn sad, or damn happy

God damnint why the hell did i have to walk in on my grandman taking a shower!?

by Maria August 18, 2003

timit

the ass end of legitimate

Trent: hey is Kent that baby's daddy?
Paige: nah...that baby ain't timit

by maria June 18, 2006

janesian

Of, related to, or characteristic of Janice. Particularly entranced by all matters scientific, Godly, or otherwise inane. Used specifically as an insult.

GIRL: I hate my lab partner!
BOY: That one who prays all the time?
GIRL: Yeah, and gets all A's. She's totally janeasian!

by Maria April 4, 2005

sexcited

to be excited for sex; formal for 'horny'... you stole my wordddd

i was sexcited till i found out that my word was already created

by maria January 11, 2004