Maria's definitions
Say "ridiculous" on Loveline and Adam will be quick to say "It's what?" The correct response would be "RECOCKULOUS!" Adam invented this word simply replacing the "dic" with "cock." Something that is recockulous is even more extreme than ridiculous. Add it to your vocabulary, your spell checker, spread the word!
by Maria November 4, 2003
Get the Recockulousmug. by Maria June 7, 2004
Get the Alex Kapranosmug. So the guy I met at a bar last night? I Oogled him; it turns out he runs marathons and was once arrested for punching a police officer. Hot, no?
by Maria January 26, 2005
Get the Ooglemug. by maria February 25, 2005
Get the gogomug. The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies).
Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.
All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.
We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).
Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.
All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.
We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).
i"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE!! YAK YAK YAK"/i
i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i
i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i
by maria July 25, 2004
Get the new jerseymug. 
Get the phongsavamug. by Maria August 18, 2003
Get the damnmug.