Marcus Reed's definitions

tony parker

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

syndrome

The idiot villain from The Incredibles who really should have fought more.

I would have loved to see Mr. Incredible go Bruce Lee/Jet Li/Jackie Chan all up in Syndrome's ass.

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

vote

Something black people should not do to rise up and overcome.

"Get out and vote?"

"...I'm sorry that is incorrect..."

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

release therapy

Ludacris's new album

Shake ya moneymaker like somebody bout to pay ya, don't worry bout dem hatas keep your nose up in the ai-yuh...
You know I got it, if you want it come get it stand next to this money like EY! EY! EY!!!

from Release Therapy's "Money Maker"

by Marcus Reed October 6, 2006

food and liquor

Lupe Fiasco's new album. Features such good songs like "Kick Push" and "I Gotcha."

About time he put that fucking Food and Liquor album out, it's been like 6 months since he released the first single.

by Marcus Reed September 23, 2006

Tayshaun Prince

1) Overrated fuck on the Detroit Pistons.
2) A term for a person who is anorexic. Also known as a Rip Hamilton.

"Holy shit Mommy, look at that skinny ass dude walking down the street!"
"Don't worry son, that's just Tayshaun Prince."

by Marcus Reed October 13, 2006