A: Obama orchestrated Ebola outbreak in the U.S. So he could impose Martial Law and take our guns away.
B: Dude, you have a really bad case of Obamaphobia.
B: Dude, you have a really bad case of Obamaphobia.
by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

by Manolo Cartegeña March 20, 2017

A body camera used to film “Karens” so they can’t make false complaints against you.
You need one because you won’t be able to use your phone and film at the same time.
You need one because you won’t be able to use your phone and film at the same time.
Karen: “I’m going to call the police and tell them an African American man is threatening me!”
Me: “Go ahead, you’re on Karencam.”
Me: “Go ahead, you’re on Karencam.”
by Manolo Cartegeña May 29, 2020

Q: Where’s Steve?
A: He’s calling the Kremlin.
Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.
A: He’s calling the Kremlin.
Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 01, 2022

An ignorant Donald Trump Supporter. A Portmanteau, of the words Trump and Chimpanzee used to ridicule Trump supporters.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 25, 2017

Did you watch Dirty Donald Dump's State of the Union Address? He managed not to grab anybody by the pussy.
by Manolo Cartegeña March 02, 2017
