Calling the Kremlin

Taking a shit. Defecating.

Q: Where’s Steve?

A: He’s calling the Kremlin.

Q: Hope he lights a match in there. We had burritos for lunch.

by Manolo Cartegeña March 01, 2022

Trumpanzee

An ignorant Donald Trump Supporter. A Portmanteau, of the words Trump and Chimpanzee used to ridicule Trump supporters.

You love Trump? You ignorant Trumpanzee!

by Manolo Cartegeña March 25, 2017

Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

Disastrophe

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.

Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!

by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

dirty donald dump

The SCROTUS.(So Called Ruler of the United States) Agent Orange, Donald Trump himself.

Did you watch Dirty Donald Dump's State of the Union Address? He managed not to grab anybody by the pussy.

by Manolo Cartegeña March 02, 2017

Ridiculudicrous

The things Donald Trump says are both ridiculous AND ludicrous.

stupid rediculous Ridiculudicrous

by Manolo Cartegeña March 04, 2016

Obamaphobia

The irrational fear of anything associated with Barack Obama

A: Obama orchestrated Ebola outbreak in the U.S. So he could impose Martial Law and take our guns away.

B: Dude, you have a really bad case of Obamaphobia.

by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014