toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.
Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.
by mangus May 24, 2004
mugGet the toilet chokermug.

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.
by mangus May 26, 2004
mugGet the tit lookermug.

who i'm is

Who I am
Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI
by Mangus January 23, 2004
mugGet the who i'm ismug.

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
by Mangus January 05, 2005
mugGet the schmecesmug.

dumpensky

The act of taking a dump, a poop, a crap.
Pull over here, dude, so I can go take a dumpensky on her front porch.
by mangus January 25, 2005
mugGet the dumpenskymug.

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
by mangus July 01, 2005
mugGet the cotton-touchermug.