Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.
The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter
when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.
Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
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A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker
Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!
to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement
Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!
A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!