Mangus's definitions

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

air quotes

Another term for a fart, usually used to voice an opinion regarding a topic of conversation (see example sentence).

Oh yeah, well I've got an air quote for ya: bbrrrrrrpppp...

by mangus June 5, 2004

problem space

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.

Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004