take a grumpy

The act of having a bowel movement.
You better pull over, I need to take a grumpy.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
by mangus May 25, 2004
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spotter

A pee spot on your shorts/jeans that shows through after you whizz, because you didn't tap your monkey well enough.
Crap! I can't go out there, yet, I just made a spotter on my shorts!
by mangus January 18, 2005
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do science

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.
Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.
by mangus July 13, 2006
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brown out

Brown out is another term used to describe a skidmark.
Dude, I think you need wipe after that fart — and check fro brown outs while yer at it.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.
If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.
by mangus June 05, 2004
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Jetway

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."
She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.
by mangus May 14, 2004
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