Mangus's definitions

tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

dummkopf

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

by mangus May 18, 2004

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

sewer bass

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.

Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!

by mangus May 24, 2004

problem space

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.

Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

catch a pooch

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

by mangus January 13, 2005