sewer bass

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.

Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!

by mangus May 25, 2004

who i'm is

Who I am

Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI

by Mangus January 23, 2004

dummkopf

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

by mangus May 19, 2004

take a grumpy

The act of having a bowel movement.

You better pull over, I need to take a grumpy.

by mangus May 24, 2004

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus June 21, 2005

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus June 21, 2005

beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

by mangus May 27, 2004