Mangus's definitions

Jetway

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

by mangus May 14, 2004

dummkopf

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

by mangus May 18, 2004

back seat

A term used to reference a person's butt, particularly a woman's butt.

I'd love to be the thong in that back seat.

by mangus May 24, 2004

blow a butt

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

by mangus May 14, 2004

rubader

A version of the more common word der, but having a more emphatic meaning similar to a double-dog dare when compared to a plain ol' dare.

Of course you stink — you've got turds in your pants! Rubader you dummkopf!

by mangus May 18, 2004

returdliation

The act of purposefully taking a dumpensky (a poop, a crap) in someone else's toilet for the express purpose of stinking-up their bathroom and/or house.

I'm going over to Bob's apartment for a little returdliation -- he never should have dorked my little sister.

by mangus January 25, 2005

beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

by mangus May 26, 2004