Mangus's definitions

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

dumpensky

The act of taking a dump, a poop, a crap.

Pull over here, dude, so I can go take a dumpensky on her front porch.

by mangus January 25, 2005

air quotes

Another term for a fart, usually used to voice an opinion regarding a topic of conversation (see example sentence).

Oh yeah, well I've got an air quote for ya: bbrrrrrrpppp...

by mangus June 5, 2004

take a grumpy

The act of having a bowel movement.

You better pull over, I need to take a grumpy.

by mangus May 24, 2004

stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.

My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.

by mangus May 25, 2004

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus July 1, 2005