Definitions by Mango

fuzznuzzler 

n. one who enjoys cuddling up to hairy or furry things

"If Jane's not a carpetmuncher, she's at least a fuzznuzzler."

fuzznuzzler by Mango January 2, 2003

moogly 

adj. To have a beautiful figure/physique but a substandard or repulsive facial appearance.

Can be used in conjunction with "butterface" (n.)

That stripper is moogly!

moogly by Mango January 2, 2003

rainbow shower 

n. A shower of urine delivered onto the victim by a multicultural group of pissers.

In prison, Sven, Tuan, Rajif, Leroy and Chief Bigbear all gave Stevie a rainbow shower.

rainbow shower by Mango January 2, 2003

warm carl 

(n.) When a partners shits on you but you are protected by saran wrap.

Also see hot carl and cold carl.

She gave me a hot carl but I didn't have to shower afterwards.

warm carl by Mango January 2, 2003

cold carl 

(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.

I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.

cold carl by Mango January 2, 2003

trainable 

(n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.

Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable.

trainable by Mango January 2, 2003

release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

release the hostages by Mango January 2, 2003