assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre
Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!
by mandingoe July 17, 2003
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Guantanamo Bay

1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
by mandingoe August 09, 2004
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SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk
I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle
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East Jebip

1. If Roy didn't live in East Jebip, we'd all be home by now.

2. He lives way out by East Jebip.
by mandingoe July 29, 2003
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J'eat yet

Did you eat yet & do you want to eat together?
J'eat jet?
(Always used as alone in a sentence.)
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ka-tet

a group bound together by fate to achieve a common goal. Ka, meaning destiny, + tet group. From Stephen King's "The Waste Lands"
Roland and his ka-tet follow the path.
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
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