Mandingoe's definitions

cosign

To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for.

Without even giving me a heads-up, he told his mom that he had been at my house all night. I cosigned for him because we's close.

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

giraffiti

vandalism spray-painted very, very high

coined by Robin D. Grove

Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.

by mandingoe April 18, 2005

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

spunky

a scrumptious person or thing

After spending a long night with him, she felt scrumptious. I've never been spunkier, she thought.

by Mandingoe May 28, 2004

Provos

members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA). Pro-Irish Republic paramilitaries

The opposing Loyalist paramilitaries are the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) and the Ulster Freedom Fighters (UFF)

Conflicts this long-running are never simple, so there are many splinter groups including the *Real* IRA, a.k.a. Oglaigh na hEireann. To make matters more confusing, Oglaigh na hEireann is also the name of the Irish Republic's legitimate army. Fortunately, most people have no clue how to pronounce Oglaigh na hEireann, so the confusion is self-limiting.

Will the Provos hold the ceasefire or retaliate? Stay tuned ...

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

Soul

The Godson of James Brown and Princess of Aretha Franklin.

James Brown, the Godfather of Soul.
Aretha Franklin, Queen of Soul.

by Mandingoe July 15, 2003

in there like swimwear

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

by mandingoe June 15, 2004