assexual

a man/woman that is sexualy attracted by fucking people up the ass

asses sexualy attracted by fuckin themselves!!!

lmao!!!

"i am assexual i like to fuck little kids up the ass expecially when they are sleeping"!!!!

by mandi June 17, 2004

Bluegrass

An excuse once a year in sweet home Winfield, Kansas when everyone gets really really drunk, wet, cold, and sick and has a great time sleeping on the ground

I can't; I am going to Bluegrass!

by Mandi September 24, 2003

schnigs

1. a word that came into use in about the 2000-2001 era. cool and/or crazy. 2. It is also used to describe someone who is extremely sexy.

Guy 1: Dude, look at the ass on that chick!
Guy 2: Aaaah, schnigs!

by mandi November 28, 2003

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

goff

Another way to pronounce the word goth. Used to make the word seem more new. Quirky, unusual people do it.

I am not a goth as you say. I...I am a goff. Mwhahahaha!

by mandi November 28, 2003

stork

To impede or block access to.

Dude, quit storking the remote!

by Mandi January 19, 2004

double head

two females or males giving the same male a blow job

I got double head from Anne and John last night.

by mandi December 06, 2003