10 definitions by Man Machine

meat + bot. A robot made out of meat, aka "human."

Specifically, a mindless human automaton who works as a wage slave for a corporation.
That girl used to be quite a talented artist until she became a marketing meatbot.
by Man Machine August 9, 2007
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1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!
First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.
by Man Machine August 10, 2007
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Short for "Fuck University," a fictional university where uber-snooty, holier-than-thou, "I am so much better than you and don't you ever forget it" types are said to graduate from.

When used, it also gives said snobs a "fuck you" message.
Snob: Could you keep your garage door closed? Your Honda is depreciating the market value of our neighborhood.

Dude: Whoa! You must have earned your master's from Fuck U!
by Man Machine August 9, 2007
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1) A god-like eye that sees all and knows all, i.e. Big Brother.

2) The Eye of Sauron or the Eye of Providence, used derisively as a symbol of domestic surveillance, government conspiracy, or total information awareness.
Spotting the security camera domes, I felt the all-seeing eye looking at me.
by Man Machine August 3, 2007
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The long way to spell RFID. Also, mnemonic on how to pronounce it other than saying the letters one at a time.

Used primarily by Wired.
Wired's Arphid Watch blog has the lates RFID news.
by Man Machine September 11, 2007
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A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable.

From the eternal question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Did an earthquake cause the mine collapse, or was the collapse itself registered as the quake? This could be a chicken-or-egg problem.
by Man Machine August 13, 2007
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(Read: two point oh | two point zero)

Marketing catchphrase/buzzword than, when attached to a name, implies an "improved" or "superior" product than it's predicesor.

When used in comparisons like ' A is B 2.0" ,' it's like saying "B" is like "A" only "better."
SUVs are station wagons 2.0.

George Bush and Osama bin Laden think they're Jesus Christ 2.0.
by Man Machine August 13, 2007
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