Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 20, 2004

lezzy

A female that likes females..AKA lesbian.

"You mean Sarah's a lezzy now?? I could have sworn she liked dick!"

by Mallory September 26, 2003

weeee

masturbate

'I'm horny, I wanna go weeee!'

by Mallory August 21, 2003

Crip

a stupid ass who aint got no common sense

Are blue birds blue??? OMFG!!! You're such a funking crip!

by Mallory November 14, 2003

m'kay

A distracted way of saying okay

"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock"

"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"

by Mallory January 29, 2006

antiwar protestor

a dirty fucking hippy

ALL anti-war protestors are dirty fucking hippies.

by Mallory January 06, 2004

swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.

Ew man, get your swimmers away from me

by Mallory December 20, 2004