Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 03, 2003

Malcolm'd

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed

You are so stupid.
>Your face is so stupid!

by Malcolm October 27, 2003

gented

Gented or "i done a gent"

To do something absolutely wrong (& could lead to hazardess results).

by Malcolm December 22, 2003

code

The stuff you put together in a programming language to make a program/script do something.

<?php
echo "I'm code";
?>

or

#include<stdio.h>
void main(void) { printf("I'm code too!"); }

by Malcolm July 09, 2003

sporca puttana

dirty prostitute

tu sei una brutta sporca puttana.(you are an ugly dirty prostitute)

by malcolm June 02, 2004

G

Shortened form of "G spot". G pot is short for Grafenberg spot after the first scientist to describe it.

There is a spot inside the vagina that is extremely sensitive to deep pressure. It is felt through the anterior or front wall of the vagina about five centimetres from the entrance. It makes most women cum, when properly stimulated.

I need you to let me get on top so you press against my G better.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

sloppyjoe

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

by Malcolm July 02, 2004