Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Beautiful Same

When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.

I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.

by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019

Scerworded

A wrong and very screwed up spelling of a word.

I absolutely SCERWORDED at least 3 words on that email to my new boss!

by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018

SHARKASTIC

Sarcasm with a serious bite; which is actually an attack or insult vs. cynical humor.

It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.

by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018

Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019

STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018