Major Thomas Randle's definitions

SHARKASTIC

Sarcasm with a serious bite; which is actually an attack or insult vs. cynical humor.

It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.

by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018

P.D.C.

POTUS DON’T CARE (P.D.C.). The president of the United States doesn’t care about you or you or..

This President is straight up (P.D.C.) about people that need help and should matter.

by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

Kinda-Rific

Something that is not terrific nor negative. Just okay.

My raise was just KINDA-RIFIC due to the cost of living these days.

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

Virtuals

Another term for ‘Generation-Z’. People born in the 21st century.

This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

SARCASDICK

A person who goes to far with sarcasm and insults people instead.

That guy is too sarcastic; and he is actually a SARCASDICK who needs to check himself!

by Major Thomas Randle October 28, 2022

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019