Major Thomas Randle's definitions

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

Half-ful

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.

I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

Readtoric

Rhetoric that is ascribed to a person who is only reading aloud the words of another.

It was obvious that the READTORIC of the speech was not written (or believed) by the same person who has a known history of conflicting statements.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Brilli-ain’t

A person who believes that he is brilliant; but sadly... he ain’t!

It’s embarrassing being around the guy because he is so brilli-ain’t. The arrogance and ignorance is painful.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.

After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

High~pothesis

A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.

I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018