Major Thomas Randle's definitions
A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019
Get the Yapping Yodamug. by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
Get the Netshitzmug. This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018
Get the Virtualsmug. The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).
Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.
by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019
Get the Dogorithimsmug. Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018
Get the STRESSUREmug. The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.
After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
Get the Quid-Pro-Nomug. It’s embarrassing being around the guy because he is so brilli-ain’t. The arrogance and ignorance is painful.
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
Get the Brilli-ain’tmug.