Half-ful

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.
I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
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Scerworded

A wrong and very screwed up spelling of a word.
I absolutely SCERWORDED at least 3 words on that email to my new boss!
by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
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At the end... it is.

The combination of: ‘At the end of the day’; and ‘It is what it is’. Therefore summing up the entire response to everything that ever happens with no obvious answer.
Although we may never know the reason for anything (ever);

AT THE END... IT IS.
by Major Thomas Randle July 23, 2018
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POTUS-PLIMP-1

(Blimp+Pimp):The new purposed replacement for the presidential airplane (Air Force 1). A Massive Blimp with bling, rims and dementia; dual jet engines and hydrogen gas filled. Estimate Cost: ∞ $.
I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......
by Major Thomas Randle October 13, 2018
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You-nique

The reality of every person being totally unique and an existentialist singular life. Beyond phenotypes and groupings.
One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
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Virtuals

Another term for ‘Generation-Z’. People born in the 21st century.
This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....
by Major Thomas Randle September 18, 2018
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The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.
The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!
by Major Thomas Randle December 04, 2018
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