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STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.
Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018
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Half-ful

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.
I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
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Readtoric

Rhetoric that is ascribed to a person who is only reading aloud the words of another.
It was obvious that the READTORIC of the speech was not written (or believed) by the same person who has a known history of conflicting statements.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
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Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.
After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
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Brilli-ain’t

A person who believes that he is brilliant; but sadly... he ain’t!
It’s embarrassing being around the guy because he is so brilli-ain’t. The arrogance and ignorance is painful.
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
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High~pothesis

A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.
I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018
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That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!
After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!
by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018
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