Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Netshitz

The terrible selection of movies and other shows available on Netflix.

I stopped watching ANYTHING on a screen after being victim to years of NETSHITZ.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

Kinda-Rific

Something that is not terrific nor negative. Just okay.

My raise was just KINDA-RIFIC due to the cost of living these days.

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

P.D.C.

POTUS DON’T CARE (P.D.C.). The president of the United States doesn’t care about you or you or..

This President is straight up (P.D.C.) about people that need help and should matter.

by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

SARCASDICK

A person who goes to far with sarcasm and insults people instead.

That guy is too sarcastic; and he is actually a SARCASDICK who needs to check himself!

by Major Thomas Randle October 28, 2022

NOPEST

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.

Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!

by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018

SARCAS-Dick

When someone uses sarcasm to the extreme and becomes a jerk while trying to be funny.

He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.

by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022