Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Department of The-fence

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.

After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

DDD

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!

by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018

IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.

The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!

by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019

Virtuals

Another term for ‘Generation-Z’. People born in the 21st century.

This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

Netshitz

The terrible selection of movies and other shows available on Netflix.

I stopped watching ANYTHING on a screen after being victim to years of NETSHITZ.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018