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by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020
Get the P.D.C. mug.A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.
My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
Get the Text Guessage mug.He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.
by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022
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Get the SARCASDICK mug.by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018
Get the Kinda-Rific mug.It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Time Lapsing mug.The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
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