Sir Lancelot

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
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Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.
After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quoexpectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
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That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!
After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!
by Major Thomas Randle July 21, 2018
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It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.
As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018
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WIS-DUMB

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!
The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!
by Major Thomas Randle December 02, 2018
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Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.
Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.
by Major Thomas Randle October 04, 2019
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Gas-lighting

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!
One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!
by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020
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