Major Thomas Randle's definitions
When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.
I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
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One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
Get the You-nique mug.It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Time Lapsing mug.It was obvious that the READTORIC of the speech was not written (or believed) by the same person who has a known history of conflicting statements.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Readtoric mug.If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!
by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019
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I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018
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My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018
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