Major Thomas Randle's definitions

High~pothesis

A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.

I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018

Amateur-Biotic

A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.

I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.

by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018

Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.

It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.

by Major Thomas Randle February 6, 2019

Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.

My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!

by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019

CLONEGRESS

The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).

Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.

by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018

Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.

Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.

by Major Thomas Randle October 4, 2019

Logic-Centrist

The political affiliation which uses logical methods for understanding the various polarizing arguments and rationale; but focus on the majority political desire for a shared agenda of logic and inclusion.

I can understand why our country has both alt-right & extreme-left political affiliations and heritage; but I am always trying to stay a LOGIC-CENTRIST. Because it’s already the majority of this country’s people held beliefs.

by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018