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The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
Get the Snewze-Years-Eve mug.It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.
by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018
Get the SHARKASTIC mug.The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
Get the IVS mug.It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
Get the Time Lapsing mug.The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
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by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
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This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
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