51 definitions by Major Thomas Randle

VIAGDERALL

The Russian drug that combines Viagra, Adderall, Vodka, Tanning Spray, Mind Control and small hands... which is supplied to Trump by (VP™ Collusion Pharmacology Labs).

It took me a while... but it’s the Russian made VIAGDERALL pills (that Trump takes daily ); which is the ‘dope’ that Putin has on this president. Side effects include everything!

by Major Thomas Randle July 23, 2018

Kinda-Rific

Something that is not terrific nor negative. Just okay.

My raise was just KINDA-RIFIC due to the cost of living these days.

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

De-complished

Opposite of Accomplished. A failed or incomplete attempt.

After the endless problems with finding the correct information; our mission was a total bust and de-complished.

by Major Thomas Randle November 29, 2018

Nano-Text

A very short text message; usually with very few characters or words.

My friend has a terrible smartphone plan that forces him to reply to my long texts with NANO-TEXT replies; which I never understand!

by Major Thomas Randle January 22, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018

Quid-Pro-No

The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.

After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

At the end... it is.

The combination of: ‘At the end of the day’; and ‘It is what it is’. Therefore summing up the entire response to everything that ever happens with no obvious answer.

Although we may never know the reason for anything (ever);

AT THE END... IT IS.

by Major Thomas Randle July 23, 2018