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1) "Weird cushion"
"Yeah, that's my Mum's excat"
2) "and it was at that excat momnet that I knew I wandte to fcuk you"
"Yeah, that's my Mum's excat"
2) "and it was at that excat momnet that I knew I wandte to fcuk you"
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
Get the Excat mug.A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).
Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"
"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"
"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"
by MagickDio February 8, 2010
Get the Knobsessed mug.1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong
2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"
"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.
2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"
"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"
"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.
2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"
"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"
by MagickDio February 5, 2010
Get the Unfucktionate mug.The main objective on a guys night out. To wrangle is to round up. A Ho is a loose woman.
A ho wrangler is a guy with massive easy girl pulling potential, who rarely ever spends a night alone, or with the same person more than twice.
A night of ho wrangling consists of bankrupting yourselves by buying numerous shots for women who are waiting at the bar, hoping that one might want to shag you. You will also dance in a grinding motion behind several women, in an attempt to wrangle them.
A ho wrangler is a guy with massive easy girl pulling potential, who rarely ever spends a night alone, or with the same person more than twice.
A night of ho wrangling consists of bankrupting yourselves by buying numerous shots for women who are waiting at the bar, hoping that one might want to shag you. You will also dance in a grinding motion behind several women, in an attempt to wrangle them.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
Get the Ho Wrangling mug.1) the jacking of a very small penis. To wank a winkle is to perform a wankle
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar
2) The young son of a wanker or chavs who is already displaying wanker like tendencies, ie; swearing at you in the street, calling you "guv" and swigging endless cans of cheap liquid bought in bulk at the local Spar
1) "Mum, Sam's locked himself in the bathroom again!"
"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"
~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"
2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"
"Jesus, what a wankle"
"Ah, leave him at it love, he's just having a wankle"
~"His dick was so tiny, I realised I was actually giving him a wankle"
2) "You know that twat down the road? Well, his lad dropped a crushed can of 'Kola' in my garden and then told me to "Chill the fuck out, Guv" when I told him to pick it up!"
"Jesus, what a wankle"
by MagickDio February 4, 2010
Get the Wankle mug.An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.
"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"
by MagickDio March 14, 2010
Get the Raisin Factory mug.Oven Eye occurs when a female wearing mascara opens an oven door and bends to peer in instantly, before allowing the steam to escape. The resulting rush of moist heat to the face causes the mascara to react and seriously clump the eyelashes together, making it appear that each eye has a few short, black horns per eyelid, instead of curling, dark lashes.
"Bollocks! I'm going to have to go and do my makeup again, I've got oven eye!"
"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
by MagickDio February 6, 2010
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