by Madmann June 03, 2009
Get the pig-upmug. by Madmann October 10, 2005
Get the artmug. 1. A popular comedian among NASCAR fans, mulletheads, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers and rednecks (like those are different categories). Creator of the "You Might Be A Redneck" series of jokes. I say "jokes" loosely, as they're all slight derivations of the exact same joke, which isn't really a joke to begin with, just observation: rednecks lack class & intelligence. The only humor is that the rednecks themselves love this joke more than anyone. "We're backwards losers, that is SOOOO funny!"
2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.
2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.
1. "Jeff Foxworthy's on TV! Wanna watch?"
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."
2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."
2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."
by Madmann October 13, 2005
Get the Jeff Foxworthymug. syn. buddy jesus
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. Originally from the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma". In the film, Cardinal Glick, during his "Catholicism WOW!" campaign to move the church towards a younger, "hipper" demographic, suggest replacing the crucifix with a new image of Christ. This version is grinning like an infomercial host, with one hand thumbs up and one hand doing a phony Hollywood "Bang-bang" gesture. Imagine Jesus if he were subject to Neilsen ratings.
2. Anyone who possesses all the false charm and lack of genuine quality as personified by the icon represented in definition 1; for example, that phony cockbite where you work. It helps if they walk around all the time acting like only THEY can save you/the corporation/Earth/Jimmy Olsen. Martyrdom: It's a good gig if you can get it.
1. I laughed so hard the first time I saw Buddy Christ I passed an entire chef salad through my nose!
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
2. That dude... he's such a Buddy Christ... I oughta nail him to something.
Source: Madmann, Oregon
by Madmann October 07, 2005
Get the buddy christmug. by Madmann October 10, 2005
Get the Paintballmug. by Madmann October 10, 2005
Get the good girlmug. A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".
Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?
Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....
Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....
by Madmann October 14, 2005
Get the fupdatemug.