Definitions by Maddog

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

Fake President by Maddog June 22, 2018

alt-orange 

Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.

People who work at Fox News are members of the alt-orange.

alt-orange by Maddog August 17, 2017

Trumpitized 

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

Trumpitized by Maddog July 10, 2017

Insured 

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

Insured by Maddog May 22, 2014

chod 

A fat little school kid

That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse

chod by Maddog August 21, 2006

Bodog 

An online betting site.

Damn, I put a grand on the Lakers last night at BoDog, & the pistons smoked em!

Bodog by Maddog June 26, 2004

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

pap baffle by Maddog May 23, 2004