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Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.
The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.
by Mack June 23, 2004
mugGet the Thought Policemug.

Shabark

Means "sike," "gotcha," etc.
Check out this cool million dollas I got.... SHABARK!
by Mack November 21, 2003
mugGet the Shabarkmug.

crum

Taking a dump on someone's chest.
Instead of the cleveland steamer, he gave her a crum shot.
by mack January 18, 2004
mugGet the crummug.

ergot

(adapted from Erowid.org)

A fungus that infects cereal grains, forming small black masses of material that replace many grains of the plant; source of medicinal alkaloids and of ergotamine, a precursor of LSD.
Ergot fungus was the cause of the phenomena St. Anthony's Fire.
by Mack June 18, 2004
mugGet the ergotmug.

D.A.R.E.

Stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Similar to the Junior Anti-Sex League in George Orwell's 1984, it is a federally funded organization designed to distribute misinformation about the dangers of scheduled substances. Unfortunately, the false information is easily absorbed by children's impressionable minds, so that they grow up with a notion that illegal drugs are all bad, which, in the long run, diminishes their ability to question government motive and action, and increases blind faith in the most obnoxious of government propaganda.
I was kicked out of D.A.R.E. when I was 13 because I told the glass that after several millenia of use, marijuana has never caused a single direct fatality.
by Mack June 23, 2004
mugGet the D.A.R.E.mug.

necronomicon

satan's bible. contains astrology secrets, info on the fallen angel armies on earth today,etc.
i have a copy of the necronomicon in my bedroom closet......
by mack April 6, 2004
mugGet the necronomiconmug.

boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out
dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...
by Mack October 24, 2004
mugGet the boody crumbsmug.

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