Prixels

Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels).
"Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day, little man"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009
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Texist

A person who enjoys poking fun at Texans, or Texan lifestyle.
Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).

Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009
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Freenis

A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life.
"Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009
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Post-flush surprise

A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"

Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"

Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 03, 2009
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Bobbing for brown apples

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'
Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 03, 2009
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Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.
Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 02, 2009
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Lube-Gloss

Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009
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