Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life.
"Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"
Reaching sexual climax (orgasm) by masturbating to something of a sexual nature involving another infront of a webcam (on skype, msn etc).
"I felt so dirty and ashamed. He flopped his cock out on cam and the next thing I knew, I was rubbing myself. I had a mega skypasm".
A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.
Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"
Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"
Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".
Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
A person who enjoys poking fun at Texans, or Texan lifestyle.
Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).
Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"
A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
Buy a
Post-flush surprise
mug!
Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels).
"Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day, little man"
