MaX's definitions

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

soulseek

A P2P file sharing program, less widespread than kazaa. You can find a lot of good shit on it.

If it's not on Kazaa, you can get it on soulseek.

by Max August 4, 2003

industrial metal

a type of music with fast drum beats and loud guitar solos.

Some of Rammstein's songs are industrial metal.

by Max September 15, 2003

fuzzfachi

an italian womans vagina

eh i gots some some of Maria's fuzzfachi friday night. Maaaarone!!!!!

by Max April 10, 2003

Monket Jacket

5th wave poprock skacore band out of Royale Oak MI

"man monkey jacket pwns you"

by Max December 21, 2004