b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 05, 2004

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 04, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

hXc

to those straight-edge emo pricks it means hardcore. To me it means Straight-edge Hardcore.... the kind of hardcore that sucks. Hardcore was never meant to be straight-edge. Thanks for destroying Hardcore poser emo ass-holes

"look at me, i have black X's on my hands im so hardcore".

"shut up emo kid"

by Matt July 03, 2005

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 07, 2004

skokie

1) A female who is skanky and yet also smokin' at the same time, thus drawing one into an equal amount of disgust and titillation. (Combination of the words skanky and smokin') See also Christina Aguilera.

Word Origin: Skokie, IL

Guy 1: Damn, she fine!
Guy 2: Ehh...she's kinda skokie.

by Matt January 14, 2005

Harsh

Many meanings: tight, unfair etc

1. Going into an orphanage and singing 'We are family'
2.Strapping a bomb to the bottom of a wheelchair and telling the person in it to run for his life
3. Going to the english wheelchair baskettball team and telling them to try thier luck at slamball
4. Asking a person with both arms amputated to give u a hand

by Matt November 30, 2004