MaTT's definitions

calamazoo

Awkard, uncomfortable.

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"

by matt June 25, 2004

Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

by Matt September 18, 2005

jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.

Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!

by Matt April 9, 2004

fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.

Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.

by Matt April 14, 2004

Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003

chuck schuldiner

Legendary guitarist of the metal band Death. One of the pioneers of extreme metal.

Chuck passed away in 2001. RIP

by matt March 17, 2005

Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.

The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.

by Matt July 2, 2003