by Matt March 03, 2005
A short, Bald headed bitch,
cockbreath, but he is cockless...
Loves to give head to other boys, and has a dumb dog named Yogi, who likes to be kicked in the balls numerous times.
cockbreath, but he is cockless...
Loves to give head to other boys, and has a dumb dog named Yogi, who likes to be kicked in the balls numerous times.
by Matt December 28, 2003
by Matt May 26, 2004
while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
by Matt April 10, 2004
by Matt April 30, 2004
The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004