MaTT's definitions

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 5, 2004

pantsdance

Where you put your hands in the back pockets of your pants and shake your pants around.

How 90s.

by matt February 13, 2004

updations

updations means to update someone on the progress of a particular endeavour

Please forward me your updations on Project finkle.

by Matt August 18, 2004

nubbychode

made on one day when tim fischer got his ass beat in a game of super smash bros melee.

NUBBY CHOOOOOOOOOooooOOOODE! a loser, douchebag

by Matt December 10, 2004

floyd smith

one half of the ambigously gay duo

brandon

by matt October 16, 2003

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004