MaTT's definitions

bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

cover

The price you pay to gain access to a club/bar/venue

Bro, can you spot me $5 for the cover?

by matt October 25, 2003

C rag

a term used to describe your girlfriends bitchy attitude

damn kristin was being such a fucking c rag today i wanted to slap the bitch in the face

by matt October 26, 2003

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S.

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

by Matt October 27, 2003

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003