MaTT's definitions
When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
by matt March 28, 2003
Get the poonflapmug. the typical stereotypical asain, the equivelent of a black person calling a black person nigga, its a slang word for asain
by matt December 10, 2003
Get the Shigymug. 
A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.
"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"
by Matt December 5, 2003
Get the Bagmug. Benh aka Ben "FAP" Hamilton - Ben is the bastard step child of a local drunk known as "Jimmy" Ben received his nick name by loosing several games of "Cracker". After being treated for the oral herpes he received in the process Ben decided that he would no longer gamble on his ability to Fap, but do it in private, where the only STD's he can contract our his own from his own fap juice.
Holy crap, look at benh fap away! If he doesn't fapulate soon he will loose the contest, then he will have to eat the whole fappin lot of crackers!
by Matt January 26, 2005
Get the benhmug. A two seater convertible manufactured by Honda of Japan. Currently the highest reving mass produced engine in the world. Known to elicit great joy and excitement from drivers who push the RPMS to 9K. World class handling and a superb 6 speed gearbox define this automotive marvel. Its 2 liter engine makes an incredible 240 HP which helps this car dominate the competition in the twisties. A force to be reckoned with and a purists dream come true. The best bang for the buck bar none.
by Matt February 8, 2004
Get the S2000mug. by Matt January 18, 2005
Get the magootmug.