MaTT's definitions

covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.

I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed

by Matt July 18, 2003

Snelch

A snelch is a felch through the nose.
The 'sn' adapted from Snort. And 'elch' from Felch.

She said no to felching so i gave her a snelching.

by Matt March 31, 2005

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

ambulance chaser

A person who is nosy.`

he heard about an accident on the news, and being an ambulance chaser, rushed out to the scene.

by Matt January 9, 2004

roomies

An informality of the noun, roomates

My roomies and I are going to celebrate.

by Matt November 24, 2003

soundclash

A meeting of music; often times Jamaican/Reggae. Soundclash can also be the act of two DJ's or Dancehallers competing against eachother.

The irie Soundclash is tonight!

by Matt January 29, 2005

curbing

I've also heard this referred to as
"scurbing."

I scurbed that lowride ass-monkey after I caught him stealing my Ford Pinto.

by Matt April 8, 2004