MaTT's definitions

puke

The term used to describe a player with "good" alignment on a MUD. Usually used by the players with "evil" alignment.

Norso narrates: lots of dead pukes oermg
Erek narrates: that bree raid kicked ass

by matt June 4, 2003

television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

by Matt March 14, 2005

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

but it will get you fucked.

by matt May 25, 2004

toytr

Adj. Descirbing how insanely cool something is.

Was accidentally discovered by a typo during a conversation with a dear, dear friend.

Holy shit, you skrizewd her?? That shit is toytr.

by Matt April 22, 2004

Fender

No, this is not part of a car, that is a bumper.

'Fender-Bender' wtf is that

by Matt March 4, 2005