MURPH's definitions

sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

manbag

n. Testicles

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."

by Murph February 19, 2004

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.

"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

Bellignorant

a: An angry ignorant person.

b: When a person is willing to fight or argue for something not knowing what it is they're fighting for.

c: A belligerant sort of ignorance.

by Murph January 16, 2003

whoopee

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

by Murph March 31, 2004