Slick the Dipstick

Fucking, banging, having sex (the dick (dipstick) gets wet from the pussy juice)
MOCO loves to slick the dipstick!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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Velvet Canyon

P-Phat dove into Becky's velvet canyon tongue first!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
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Twin Tetons

P-Phat loves large twin tetons!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper
Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
Some broads are experts at ham glazing!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)
Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007
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