MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Bum-Rushing

Anal sex performed in prison

Most male prisoners are doomed to experience some bum-rushing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Two Fingers Deep

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)

MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Carrying a Six Pack

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)

Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007