MO's definitions

squincla

Jailbait. Underage girl.

Eddie Cruz:"Man I want to bone John's sister."
Me: " Fuck that homie, she's just a SQUINCLA. 10 gets you 20."

by Mo July 17, 2003

bennifer

one whose romantic relationships are doomed to failure.

I feel so bad for Sally. She's a total bennifer.

by Mo August 27, 2003

crunk

gettin crazy n drunk

Im out wit my gurlz gettin crunk...

by Mo August 22, 2004

thirsty

horny; wanting sexual satisfaction

"Brittany's always thirsty."

by Mo April 8, 2004

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

(see also Gimme Gimmes)

A band filled with immense ass-kickitude, containing any combination of the following:

Fat Mike - Bass
Spike Slawson - Vocals
Joey Cape - Guitar, Vocals
Chris Shiflett - Guitar
Dave Raun - Drums

"Gee golly, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes sure are the best band ever!"

by Mo August 1, 2004

Shantarooni

1) One who feels compelled to spout out catch phrases every one or two minues
2) One who lies compulsively

-"Hey dude, are you coming to the party tonight?"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."
-"What the fuck? That was very shantarooni of you."
-"Oh, sorry."
or
-"Hey, you promise to play football and take us to the movies later?"
-"Dude, of course guys, you're my BROTHERS! And we stick together right?"
...3 Hours Later...
-"Yo, you promised man! Don't pull another Shantarooni!"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."

by Mo March 24, 2004

Sun Jian

Sun Jian fought in the Yellow Turban Rebellion,then he became governor of Chang Sha,he found the Imperial Seal in a well,he stole it,and then he was killed in an ambush set up by Liu Biao,Sun Jian was the founder of the Wu dynasty,and he was posthumously named Martially Great Emperor in 229 A.D.Wu was later ruled by his two sons Sun Ce and Sun Quan

Sun Jian lived from 156 A.D.-192 A.D.Sun Jian was also known as the Tiger of Jiang Dong

by Mo June 6, 2004