2 by 4

The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4

"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

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Bangs

Quite possibly the worst rapper of all time, yet claims to be a "superstar hip hop artist". His songs are so horribly written and full of broken-English than even Soulja Boy fans can't take them seriously. Hailing from Sudan, apparently, and currently residing in Melbourne, AUS, this young man has had a little too much time (and most likely cash) on his hands judging by his green-screen music videos. Bangs has recently gained popularity via YouTube for the viral video to his ...ahem.... new hit single “Take U to Da Movies”.
Worst part is, this kid is completely serious.

"Da good news is I recorded a best song call Let Me Get Dat last week da beat is produced by producer Chris when I listen to it was crazy. Wan I was at home I wrote about 2 songs but I didn’t record it yet but I’ll put it in my next Album.

In da meantime, I just play PS2 chillin with my friend and I like to watch cartoon at da same time, specially Pokemon because its my favourite."
-Bangs

by MMjr November 03, 2009

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Indiana clown pie

To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face

Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.

by MMjr April 21, 2008

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jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 05, 2009

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fat tuesday

when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.

"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"

by MMjr March 24, 2009

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