14 definitions by MMjr

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

2 by 4

The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4

"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

metal dracula

When a male goes to zip up pants, and the zipper gets stuck on your dick

"Oh man, I just got a metal dracula. @#$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MMjr April 21, 2008

Bangs

Quite possibly the worst rapper of all time, yet claims to be a "superstar hip hop artist". His songs are so horribly written and full of broken-English than even Soulja Boy fans can't take them seriously. Hailing from Sudan, apparently, and currently residing in Melbourne, AUS, this young man has had a little too much time (and most likely cash) on his hands judging by his green-screen music videos. Bangs has recently gained popularity via YouTube for the viral video to his ...ahem.... new hit single “Take U to Da Movies”.
Worst part is, this kid is completely serious.

"Da good news is I recorded a best song call Let Me Get Dat last week da beat is produced by producer Chris when I listen to it was crazy. Wan I was at home I wrote about 2 songs but I didn’t record it yet but I’ll put it in my next Album.

In da meantime, I just play PS2 chillin with my friend and I like to watch cartoon at da same time, specially Pokemon because its my favourite."
-Bangs

by MMjr November 3, 2009

Indiana clown pie

To completely cover a girl's face in cum, resembling a pie being smashed in ones face

Mark gave Jamie the CRAZIEST Indiana clown pie last night. It was insane.

by MMjr April 21, 2008

fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 28, 2009

6 month rule

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.

"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"

by MMjr October 16, 2008