The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4
by MMjr April 21, 2008
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"
by MMjr April 05, 2009
by MMjr April 21, 2008
After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
by MMjr October 16, 2008
"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"
"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"
"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"
"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"
"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"
by MMjr March 28, 2009
n. When it comes time in a porn star's life, her ass dramatically sags, and the guys in the film slap it like a banjo.
"She was a pretty hot bitch, but now her ass is a busted trunk, and reeks of sardines."
"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."
by MMjr March 28, 2009
when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.
"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"
"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"
by MMjr March 24, 2009