MIke's definitions

niftizzle

A mix between "nifty" and "fo shizzle". A good word when trying to say "awesome, i agree" but are too lazy to actually type all those words. I mean, this is the internet. Time is a virtue!

Friend: That's a new Corvette. It could rape your mom.
You: Niftizzle.

by Mike April 7, 2005

wraslin'

1:WCW
2:wrestling in the south
3:fake wrestling

I came here tonite to see WCW wraslin'

by Mike February 17, 2004

nine inch nails

An Industrial Metal band. A great mix of Synth and Rock music. Are ironically against commercialism but now one of the most famous Industrial bands.

Gave way to Marilyn Manson.

Did not give way to: Slipknot, Limp Bizkit or any Nu metal shit.

nine inch nails

by mike December 29, 2003

wotanism

WOTAN is an sometimes used as an acronym for Will Of The Aryan Nation....also, wotan was the name for odin outside of scandanvia, so wotanism is a variant of odinism

A lot of racist douchebags call themselves Wotanists

by Mike December 30, 2004

slippery doo da

a slippery doo da is when you fuck a girl hard in the ass then you eat all her hair on her scalpe until she is bald then you let her shit on your eye lids as you blink her shit gets into your eyes. then she makes out with you while you both have her shit in your moufs. It is also known to be done with dogs,cats,mouse any small woodland animal would work nice. and if you really want to get down you can use a elephant. some people like to kick it up a notch and get knives and cut open there partners insides and have sex with there internal intestines

holy shit bakla gave me the best slippery doo da last night my ass is still bleeding.

by mike March 11, 2004

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004