danza slap

Tony Danza was NOT a Porn Star. What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"
I gave her a hard Danza Slap after she said I was the boss.
by Mike November 29, 2004
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jiggle

To ejaculate (cum) from a penis. Typically used when refering to ejaculation by means of masterbation, or outside of direct intercourse.
She didn't want me to cum inside her so I jiggled on her face.
by mike March 01, 2004
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Rise Against

The best punk rock band ive heard.. CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN THE PUNK ROCKERS :D
Simply because you can breath,
doesnt mean your alive, or
that you really live.
This life has taken its toll
she just doesnt know how much more she can give.
by mIKE December 31, 2004
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quatsch

Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"
What a load of quatsch
by Mike September 19, 2004
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ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.
Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?
by Mike September 05, 2004
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chilly willy

A drink with its origins in two New Orleans-area bars, namely Spiders/Cherrie's and Jabba Jaws.

Ingredients: Smirnoff Ice, Blue Curacao, Pucker (any flavor), Everclear.

Instructions: Fill a beer mug up halfway with Smirnoff Ice. Throw in a splash of Curacao for coloring. Fill a shotglass almost to the brim with your choice of Pucker. Top that off with Everclear. Light the Everclear, drop the shotglass into the mug, and chug. Tastes just like Sprite.

For multiple Chilly Willies, line the glasses up side-by-side and balance the shotglasses on the rims of the mugs. Use one shotglass to knock the rest in with a domino-like effect. The record for most Chilly Willies done at once stands at 14.
Dude, let's do Chilly Willies. Chicks love 'em, they get you drunk, and they taste just like Sprite.
by Mike January 06, 2005
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SAR

Lisa: Kevin's in jail.
Mike: What?!
Lisa: They say he's the Bay Area SAR.
Mike: Oh.
by Mike December 27, 2004
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