MIke's definitions

douged

To get completely drunk to where one would expose their naked ass's or see people

Damn, doug got so douged he exposed himself to dara.

by Mike November 18, 2004

jacked up

To get absolutely annhilated in a football hit.

Donovan McNabb got JACKED UP!

by Mike January 9, 2004

pooty tang

A sweet tasting malt with a wiff of
china (Can be serverd "on the rocks"
or in the microwave for 4-6 seconds)

Brad drank a sex-on-the-beach, John had
a 42 oz tequila, and I had a very refreshing pooty tang.

by Mike December 9, 2003

Cwappy

1 extremely full of shit. 2 suckie

1 Man that toilet is cwappy. Or. He is cwappy. 2 This is very cwappy.

by Mike December 8, 2003

Hot Topic

the genious that invented it prolly made a lot of money- however, he made me emberassed to listen to slipknot.

He also killed the punk-goth scene and slowly bringing the hXc scene down as well.

watch in 3 years, the 12 year olds are gonna start wearing tight pants and hxc band shirts. their already selling Remembering Never shirts!

baggy pants- 50 dollars
slipknot shirt- 16 dollars
choker- 15 dollars
bracelets- 20 dollars
socks- 12.99

looking like a complete idiot and putting an end to the gothic culture. priceless

by mike September 28, 2004

buttpoo

Another term for taking a dump or "dropping a deuce."

How's your buttpoo?

by Mike March 31, 2003

birac attack

when a chick knows her role and opens her a-hole.

man that hoe got a birac attack

by Mike March 19, 2005