MIke's definitions

ABG

An ABG is an accidental boob grab, which can occur at any time, but is particularly likely during fast-paced dances like lindy hop or charleston. ABGs are not to be confused with the deliberate fondling that may be a part of bump 'n grind.

So I was dancing with Sarah, and the music got quick and I had an ABG by mistake. Then she slapped me.

by Mike November 12, 2006

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004

high heels

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

by Mike September 6, 2004

hahd

another form of hard, used in the boston area to describe a tough guy who walks, talks or acts tough

"Sully peeled out in his car again. He is sooooo hahd!"

by mike December 23, 2004

boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.

The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.

by Mike February 27, 2005

purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced

man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin

by mike June 9, 2004

Geek Out

To become enthralled in an uncontrolable fit of laughter losing all thought processes and many fine motor skills. Usually occurs after smoking the reefer.

After seven bong rips, I looked at my friend carresing a can of tuna and started geeking out.

by Mike October 25, 2004