MIke's definitions

Douv

One that is too hood.

People are often afraid to approch this individual because they are soo hood.

Yo that drug dealer is to douv, he might shank you.

by Mike March 21, 2005

trib

gender neutral pronoun/suffix intended to replace awkward pc constructions such as "when your child enters kindergarten, he/she will certainly benefit from the experience," OR "our bylaws dictate that the chairman or chairwoman recognize all valid perspectives."

"when your child enters kindergarten, trib will certainly benefit from the experience."

OR

"please hand the gavel to the chairtrib."

by mike January 17, 2004

lofe

to love someone that you'd fuck

Hey lofe, let's hang out

by Mike November 14, 2003

fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

by Mike September 7, 2006

smackbabe

fucking cunt who wont tell me why s8en doesnt care

smackbabe is a poster at entensity forums

by mike August 18, 2003

rocks

fat diamonds

Big L: A razerblade is an ox fat diamonds is rocks

"Ebonics"

by Mike July 19, 2003

warto

small rubber humped devient creature that uses the tips of its fingers to smell and spends a lot of time with its fingers inserted in its anus. can be found leaving notes for milkmen with the words transcribed 'no more cheese!' on it.

"there goes a warto again, taking advantage of the legion of mary"

by Mike March 13, 2003