MIke's definitions

potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!

by Mike August 29, 2003

piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of

my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them

by mike March 3, 2004

Fer Shlotes

You must live it to know it.

Fer Sholtisees, Fer Shylotes, Fer Shinglopingtons, etc.

by mike January 19, 2004

gu

An extremely leet counter-strike player. Guru.

I am a gu at that game.

by Mike March 2, 2005

scrumtrelesent

a way of expressing incomprehensible wordage to describe something.

what to say when there is no known way to express in words


"there is no word, to describe it, therefore I will make one up"


ie. better than the greatest compliment, worse than the lowest diss, and everything in-between that cant already be expressed in known language.

that (insert noun) is so scrumtrelesent that I am at a loss for words

by mike March 4, 2004

McSneeding

To incorporate too much botox into your daily lifestyle

M C Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she went to her dr daily to receive injections of Botox and now looks like she has a vacuum that is turned on attached to the back of her head

by Mike March 6, 2005

sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

by Mike December 1, 2004