MIKEY's definitions

shemtob

1. a victim of a waterballooning/egging incident.
2. a stunning young lad that is extremely metrosexual.

man, you just owned that shemtob right in the face with that waterballoon.

by mikey April 20, 2005

Mogly

Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungle in Australia. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Australia with this monkey mom.

Watch out for that...tree!

by Mikey March 13, 2005

titty fuck

This is when you put your penis between two breasts and thrust until you ejaculate on the person's face.

Thomas titty-fucked his brother Joe's man tits!

by Mikey February 19, 2003

don cherry

Former Boston Bruins coach--now a huge personality on CBC's Hockey Night in Canada. In layman's terms, the John Madden of hockey.

Don Cherry would look at a Canadian hockey team and say "We don't want our boys playing with no creampuffs!"

by Mikey April 10, 2006

Deaths Head

A symbol that represents hardcore headbangers! Also used in Nazi Germany but doesn't mean you're racist! But I Am

Hey dudes I'm wearing Death's Head, "Cool Mikey, Heil Hitler!".

by Mikey May 13, 2005

fannynob

A vagina with a small penis inside.

Will you suck my fannynob?

by Mikey March 26, 2004

Miller Place

This place is so ghetto you want to bring a huge gat or you will get shot up(watch your back here huge gangsters)

Yo representing MP 11789

by MIKEY March 7, 2005