The DefCon 1 of party status. Can only be achieved on a weeknight. Pure mischief and utter disregard.
"It's already 11, I gotta work in the morning."
"Let's have another round and then head over to Eau and cut some ass."
"It's on like Vince Vaughn!"
"Let's have another round and then head over to Eau and cut some ass."
"It's on like Vince Vaughn!"
by mikey January 19, 2005
by Mikey August 21, 2006
Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
by Mikey July 23, 2004
A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.
Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
by Mikey August 26, 2005
by mikey February 15, 2005
by Mikey July 16, 2003
Mogly has got it goin on. He grew up in the jungles of Zimbabwe. He is known for many things, consisting of swinging from tree branches, his afro and his jungle call. At lunch he will sit wit all the guys, but near the end he will go into the bathroom and practice his jungle call because he still has hopes that he can return to Zimbabwe with this monkey mom and baloo.
by Mikey March 15, 2005