MIKE's definitions

Eazy-E

Was one of the realest niggaz in the game. And Spit Some Real Shit Out To Those Fake Ass Bustas. And if he hadn't died then the artists signed to his label wouldn't of fell off but Bone kinda lost there style after E.1999 Eternal man there shit was tight but there new shit is wac

Str8 Off Tha Streetz Of Muthaphukkin Compton

by Mike April 14, 2004

ivories

Piano keys. Now made from plastic or other synthetics, the keys were once made from elephant tusks.

Skinny Sanderson, you want to lower the lights, serve some champaign, and then tickle the ivories for a spell?

by Mike May 21, 2007

DMT

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.

Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.

by mike April 10, 2004

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.

She's such a bratch.

by mike February 25, 2003

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003

shil

true that dan

Shil is.... yeah what you siad

by mike May 14, 2004

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004