MIKE's definitions

mcglumphy

(noun/verb) when you fart, and poo comes out of your bum hole.

"aww man, i knew that fart would be a mcglumphy!!!" said the man as a turd rolled down his leg.

by mike June 11, 2004

fwaggot

comes from the old latin root 'fawg' meaning homosexual and 'got' meaning you got pwned.

you are a fwaggot, you are a faggot, but worse

by mike January 16, 2005

beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

by Mike September 13, 2003

Slut Muffin

Nickname for a girl who is stupid and lets them give them the nickname, Slut Muffin.

(insert name)Is a slut muffin.

by Mike March 6, 2004

Kickjew

an alternate form of "Jewball" but more stupid; obviously too stupid to speak; stupid ass

"Damn all you say is fucking stupid shit, shut the fuck up you Kickjew."

by Mike March 1, 2004

sex kitten

a female who is uber-hot & guys wanna procrate(have sex/fuck) with.

Brtiney Spears
Trish Stratus
Traci Brooks

by Mike March 30, 2005

hurdlism

the belief in the way of the hurdle. followers are know as hurdlites. the hurdle god is often worshiped for luck in hurdle races. founded by mike and mike.

Yea, i follow the way of the hurdle, i believe in hurdlism.

by mike May 5, 2004