piercings

an african thing where u take small objects and put them into yur skin to look cool, and something i want more of

my mom hates piercings but fuck that, im gettin them

by mike March 03, 2004

sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

by Mike December 01, 2004

big up yourself

to give yourself praise, to make some noise for yourself, give yourself a congratulatory handshake or a pat on the back or whatever. hooray for you. origin:british popularized by ali g

uk jungle thug: bo! check dis, i is got a brand new stero system.
uk garride punk: big up yourself, aiiii.

by mike October 18, 2003

tezzas

slang for testicles

A: Hey Fool! lets go see a flick.
B: errrr Aight! Just let me ring yo mama and tell her she cant come over and lick my tezzas!

by Mike June 11, 2004

scrumtrelesent

a way of expressing incomprehensible wordage to describe something.

what to say when there is no known way to express in words


"there is no word, to describe it, therefore I will make one up"


ie. better than the greatest compliment, worse than the lowest diss, and everything in-between that cant already be expressed in known language.

that (insert noun) is so scrumtrelesent that I am at a loss for words

by mike March 04, 2004

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004

kak

South Africanism for Shit Pronunced: KUK

Excuse me while I go take a kak.
You speak more kak than Goerge Bush.
Kak in your eye poes!

by Mike May 02, 2003